Yesterday My Daughter E-mailed Me Yet Again – Joke

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me yet again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time.

“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.

Talking about my “doing-something-useful” seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.

She was “only thinking of me”, she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.

I emailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied, “Are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you’re going to start jumping out of planes?”

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and emailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, “Good grief, Mum, where are your glasses?!

This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club”.

“Oh man, I’m in trouble again,” I said, “I really don’t know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!”.

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.