Women In The Catalogue – Joke

Two Irishmen from Galway were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the pictures of the models.

I think that’s something that all men have done, well usually in their teens, but this is a small town in Galway where the woman are usually more reserved and men, well men are men and a pretty girl will always attract attention.

Michael said to Seamus, “Have ye seen the gorgeous women in this catalog Seamus?”

Seamus replied, “Yes I have Michael and aren’t they all gorgeous too”.

“And have you seen the price”, Michael exclaimed with wide eyes.

“Will you look at that, they aren’t at all expensive.

At this price I’m buying one”. Seamus smiled and patted Michael on the back.

“Good idea Michael. You order one and if she’s as gorgeous as she is in the catalog, I will get one too”.

Three weeks later, Seamus asks his friend, “Did you ever receive that girl you ordered from the catalog?”

Michael replied, “No I didn’t Seamus, but it shouldn’t be long now. She sent all her clothes yesterday”.