Two Old Widows – Joke

Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said,

“You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘S*x and Marriage’ book and all they talk about is ‘mutual [email protected]’.

‘Mutual [email protected]’ here and mutual [email protected]’ there – that’s all they talk about.

Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have a mutual [email protected]?”.

Mabel thought for a long while.

Finally, she shook her head and said,

“No, I think we had State Farm.