Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.
“You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘S*x and Marriage’ book and all they talk about is ‘mutual [email protected]’.
Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have a mutual [email protected]?”.
Mabel thought for a long while.
Finally, she shook her head and said,
“No, I think we had State Farm.