Two Old Widows – Joke

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Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said,

“You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘S*x and Marriage’ book and all they talk about is ‘mutual org@sm’.

‘Mutual org@sm’ here and mutual org@sm’ there – that’s all they talk about.

Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have a mutual org@sm?”.

Mabel thought for a long while.

Finally, she shook her head and said,

“No, I think we had State Farm.