An elderly prost!tutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read:
“Two ho0kers – $50.00.”
A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the old ladies over and advised that they will have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Right about that time a minivan passed by with a sign on the side of it that read:
“How come you don’t stop them?” asked one of the old ladies.
“Well, that’s a little different,” the officer replied.
“Their sign pertains to religion.”
The two old ladies of the night pouted a bit, but they took their sign down and drove off peacefully.
The following day the same police officer was running radar when he noticed the same two old ladies driving around with another sign on their car.
Sighing, he flipped his lights on and began to catch up when he noticed what the new sign read:
“Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter – $50.00.”