The young fellow is about to marry and asks his grandfather how often a married couple should have sex.
His grandfather tells him,
“When you first get married, you want it all the time, maybe several times a day; later on, maybe once a week. As you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year — maybe on your anniversary.”
The young fellow asks,
“How about you and Grandma?”
His grandfather replies,
“Oh, we just have oral sex now. She goes into her bedroom and I go into my bedroom. She yells, ‘Fuck you,’ and I holler back, ‘Fuck you, too!'”
