Scaring The Kids – Joke

A man came home from work early one day,

and found his wife naked and panting on the bed.

“Honey,” she said, thinking quickly,

“I think I’m having a heart attack!”

While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old,

who told him there was a naked man in the closet.

He ran to the closet, opened the door,

and there was his best friend.

“Damn it, Dave” he shouted,

“Jill’s having a heart attack

and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!”