There was a poetry competition final with two contestants, a university student and an old country man.
They each had 20 seconds to come up with a poem about Timbuktu.
The student goes first and says
“Across the desert sands, crossed a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination Timbuktu.”
The crowd goes wild cheering for the poem.
The old country man then goes,
“Tim and I off hunting went, found some girls in a pop up tent, they were three and we were two and I buck one and Tim buck two.”