Funny Joke ‣ Look at the Time

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A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.

“Oh no” she suddenly exclaimed. ” Look at the time!

I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband!

He will be so pissed of if its not ready on time.

When she got home she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg and a can of cat food.

With no time to go to the supermarket, she opened the cat food, stirred in the egg and garnished it with the wilted lettuce leaf

She greeted her husband warmly when he came home and then watched in horror as he sat down to eat his dinner.

To her surprise, he seemed to be enjoying it.

“Darling, this is the best dinner you have made me in 40 years of marriage!

You can make this for me everyday?

Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish.

She told her golf partners about it and they were horrified.

“You’re going to kill him” they exclaimed

Two months later her husband died.

The women were sitting around the clubhouse, and one friend said, “You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in!

How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?

The wife replied, ” I didn’t kill him.

He fell off the windowsill while he was licking his ass”