A very nervous young interviewee was asked to meet her interviewer at a local restaurant for breakfast, while they discussed her abilities to perform a particular job.
Upon ordering some eggs and toast, the anxious young woman requested that her toast be well done.
The waitress asks, “You want it burnt?” The interviewee replies, “Well, I like my toast like I like my men.”
The waitress replies, “A little dark?” Embarrassed, the nervous applicant blurted out, “Well, I don’t care about that. I just don’t like it to go limp when I put it in my mouth.”
She was hired on the spot!