Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said ‘how does the male know when the female is ready for sex’?
I replied he can smell she is ready that’s how nature works!
We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girlfriend asked how the ram knew when the ewe was ready for sex.
I replied ‘its nature he can smell she is ready’!
We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said this is odd they are all at it, surely the bull can’t smell when she is ready, I said look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex.
Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said ‘see you soon but I hope your freaking cold gets better’!