A veterinarian was at home one evening when he got a frantic call from one of his clients, an elderly woman.
“Help me, doctor! My two dogs are having sex in the middle of the kitchen! How can I get them to stop?”
“Try picking up the male dog and putting him in another room.”
Five minutes later she calls back.
“Doctor, please help! I did what you said and he got out of my grasp. They’re back to having sex in the middle of the kitchen!”
“Get a bucket, fill it with cold water and dump it on them. That should solve it.”
Five minutes later she calls back.
“Doctor, this is a real emergency! I dumped the water on them and they immediately went back to having sex!”
“Ma’am, it’s very simple. Just tell the male dog that the phone call is for him and make him answer it?”
“Are you sure that will work?”
“Absolutely. It’s worked for me three times tonight.”
