Eddie desperately wanted to make love with this really cute, really hot girl in his office, but unfortunately she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, “I’ll give you $100 if you let me make love to you…”
The girl looked at him, then said, “no” Eddie said, “I’ll be real fast.
I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked it up.”
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him up and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend said, “Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won’t even be able to get his pants down.”
She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend’s call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
Breathing hard, she manages to reply, “The jerk had all quarters!”