Steve Harvey was the host of a dirty version of the Miss Universe pageant. The competition was fierce and it boiled down to only 4 contestants left. The event that would decide the winner was called the “Big Boob” contest. The rules were simple, Steve would walk up to the contestants, check on their boob sizes , describe them to the audience and whichever contestant had the biggest rack wins!
First, Steve went up to contestant number 1 and checked on her boobs. He turns to the audience and says “her boobs are the size of coconuts!” . The audience cheered.
Steve went up to contestant number 2 and checked on her boobs. He turns to the audience and says “her boobs are the size of melons!” . The audience cheered even louder.
Steve went up to contestant number 3 and checked on her boobs. He turns to the audience and says “her boobs are the size of watermelons! “. The audience cheered viciously.
At last, Steve went up to the final contestant and checked on her boobs. He turns to the audience and says “her boobs are the size of oranges”. Underwhelmed, the audience booed in their disappointment.
Then Steve says “Oh wait… I made a mistake… those were just the nipples.”
