1. A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
2. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
3. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
4. Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?
5. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxis.
6. I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel.
7. Being a hypochondriac will save my life one of these days.
8. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
9. Dogs will never make good dancers because they all have two left feet.
10. I’ve just written a new book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
