A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and ask the guy behind the counter for a bowl of vanilla, a bowl of chocolate and a bowl of strawberry.
The young man says ma’am the vanilla is chocolate is no problem but we’re out of strawberry.
She then says, “well I’ll make it easy for you give me a half gallon of vanilla a half gallon of chocolate and a half gallon of strawberry.”
The young man says again, “the vanilla and the chocolate is no problem but we are out of strawberry.”
She’s exasperated now and says to him’ “well give me a gallon of vanilla a gallon of chocolate and a gallon of strawberry.: The young man is now at wit’s end. He the lady to spell the word van in vanilla.
She says, “V A N”. He says, “OK very good. Now spell the choc in chocolate.” She says, C H O C. He tells He she’s doing great.
Now he asks her to, “spell the FUCK in Strawberry.” She thinks a long minute and tells him, “THEY AINT NO FUCK IN STRAWBERRY.” He says, “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. There AINT NO FUCKIN’ STRAWBERRY!”
