1 – There is No Sin except Stupidity.
2 – Be Yourself, Everyone else is already Taken.
3 – To Live is the Rarest thing in the World. Most people Exist, that is All.
4 – To Love oneself is the Beginning of a Lifelong Romance.
5 – If you want to Tell people the Truth, Make them Laugh, Otherwise they will Kill you.
6 – A Cynic is a man who knows the Price of Everything and the Value of Nothing.
7 – It is Absurd to Divide people into Good and Bad. People are either Charming or Tedious.
8 – Always Forgive your Enemies, Nothing Annoys them so much.
9 – Life is far too Important a thing Ever to talk Seriously about.
10 – To Define, is to Limit.
11 – Morality is simply the Attitude we adopt towards People we personally Dislike.
12 – The Truth is rarely Pure and Never simple.
13 – Quotation is a Serviceable substitute for Wit.
14 – Anyone who Lives within their means Suffers from a Lack of Imagination.
15 – A thing is Not necessarily True because a Man Dies for it.
16 – Experience is merely the Name, Men gave to their Mistakes.
17 – We are Each our own Devil and We make this world our Hell.
18 – Nowadays people know the Price of Everything and the Value of Nothing.
19 – Behind every Exquisite thing that Existed, There was something Tragic.
20 – A Man who Does not think for Himself, Does not think at All.
21 – We Live in an Age when Unnecessary things are our only Necessities.
22 – Everything in Moderation, including Moderation.
23 – We are all in the Gutter but some of us are Looking at the Stars.
24 – No man is Rich enough to Buy back his Past.
25 – Success is a Science, If you have the Conditions, you get the Result.
26 – Whenever a man does a thoroughly Stupid thing, It is always from the Noblest motives.
27 – Consistency is the Last refuge of the Unimaginative.
28 – Life is never Fair and perhaps it is a Good thing for most of us that, It is Not.
29 – Everybody who is incapable of Learning has taken to Teaching.
30 – Questions are never Indiscreet, Answers sometimes are.
31 – A Gentleman is one who Never hurts Anyone’s feelings Unintentionally.
32 – Pessimist: One who, when he has the Choice of two Evils, Chooses Both.
33 – The only way to get Rid of Temptation, is to Yield to it.
34 – The one Charm about the Past is that, It is the Past.
35 – The Old believe Everything, the Middle-aged suspect Everything, the Young know Everything.
36 – A little Sincerity is a Dangerous thing and a Great deal of it is absolutely Fatal.
37 – Every Saint has a Past and Every Sinner has a Future.
38 – Experience is One thing, you can’t get for Nothing.
39 – Some cause Happiness Wherever they go, Others Whenever they go.
40 – Society often Forgives the Criminal, It never Forgives the Dreamer.
